A Page Turns In Las Vegas’ History: 76-year Old Prostitute Retires After Satisfying Her 500,000th Client

Today marks an important milestone in the history of prostitution in Nevada, as the legendary prostitute Beatrice “3$” Thompson announced her retirement after a 54-year career that left 500,000 customers satisfied, including four American Presidents. Nicknamed “3$” for the price of a blowjob when she started working in the sex industry, Ms. Thompson rapidly became […]

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Someone Released A Bunch of MAGA hat-wearing pigeons in downtown Las Vegas

A group calling itself “P.U.T.I.N.” said they released pigeons wearing MAGA hats into downtown Las Vegas as a political stunt.  According to an letter from the group’s apparent leader “Coo Hand Luke,” PUTIN which stands for Pigeons United To Interfere Now, released the birds purposely on the eve of the Democratic debate set for Las […]

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