Greta Thunberg says she may have corona virus and is isolating with her father after displaying symptoms

Greta Thunberg says she may have contracted coronavirus and has self-isolated at home with her father. The teenage climate activist said she appeared to have been infected along with her dad, actor Svante Thunberg. Both began having symptoms after a recent train tour of Europe together and so have been in isolation for the last weeks, she said. […]

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Doctors beg during the corona crisis: Masturbate as much as possible!

The coronavirus is ravaging our planet at an alarming rate. Every we find out about new countries taking drastic measures to stop the spread. Some countries have completely closed their borders, and the common guidelines are the same, wash your hands properly, stay home as long as possible, and avoid touching your face before sanitizing […]

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While Humans are Social Distancing, Elephants are Stealing Their Wine and Partying

While Chinese villagers were quarantined, a rebel group of elephants broke onto their land in search of food and booze. They ransacked a grain alcohol store and drank 30 liters of corn wine between them, The Daily Mail reports. Photos of the drunken elephants romping around in a neighboring tea garden and then falling asleep have gone […]

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Joe Biden To Defy CDC Warning To Stop Touching Other People’s Faces

As Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden is constantly in crowds, health officials are greatly concerned that he will catch the corona-virus — which would be especially bad for him as he’s very, very old. Despite these concerns, Biden just can’t follow one of the CDC’s main recommendations to avoid catching the disease: Stop putting your hands […]

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Hillary Clinton Says Epstein Assassination Was To Manage Her Anxiety

In a recent interview from her dark cellar this week, Hillary Clinton revealed some of her favorite methods for dealing with stress.  “Being the president is an extremely stressful job,” she told reporters. “Since I am the president, I have to deal with anxiety on a regular basis. One way to calm my nerves is with […]

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Woman who married herself cheated on herself

For many of us, our worst nightmare is our other half cheating. For Sophie Tanner, this issue becomes slightly more complex after she revealed she had cheated on herself…  Before you begin to question how that’s even possible, you need to cast yourself back to 2015 when Tanner married herself. It may have been a fairytale wedding, but Tanner admitted […]

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