Pornhub Premium Is Now Free To Encourage Everyone To Stay Home

Another company is offering everyone some free perks during this period of self-isolation, and this time it’s Pornhub. The adult content site is offering everyone a free premium subscription to make these times a little easier! On March 24th, you can sign up for a free Pornhub premium account on the site’s Stay Home page. You can then […]

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Doctors beg during the corona crisis: Masturbate as much as possible!

The coronavirus is ravaging our planet at an alarming rate. Every we find out about new countries taking drastic measures to stop the spread. Some countries have completely closed their borders, and the common guidelines are the same, wash your hands properly, stay home as long as possible, and avoid touching your face before sanitizing […]

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2020 Tokyo Olympics: Athletes Assured Cardboard Beds Won’t Collapse During Sex

Tokyo: International athletes are under pressure and harbour fears while performing not only on the field, but off it too. So it seems, if one were to go by assertions by the organisers of the 2020 Tokyo Olympics. Athletes who would participate in the Games have been assured that their cardboard beds won’t collapse during sex, […]

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Doctors beg men not to masturbate with banana peels

Sexual peeling. Doctors have warned horny young men to refrain from using banana peels to masturbate — the latest bizarre sex trend circulating on social media. “It’s the closet thing to a blowjob,” wrote one randy Redditor, who claims “he’s been doing it for years.” However, Dr. Diana Gill of prescription service Doctor-4-U cautions against the […]

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A Page Turns In Las Vegas’ History: 76-year Old Prostitute Retires After Satisfying Her 500,000th Client

Today marks an important milestone in the history of prostitution in Nevada, as the legendary prostitute Beatrice “3$” Thompson announced her retirement after a 54-year career that left 500,000 customers satisfied, including four American Presidents. Nicknamed “3$” for the price of a blowjob when she started working in the sex industry, Ms. Thompson rapidly became […]

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Landlord offers tenant lower rent if she sends him boob pictures to help pay

‘BOOB WORK’: Landlord wanted breast pictures from tenant in exchange for rent reduction What one landlord considered the breast idea disgusted a potential tenant for his England property. Georgia Linehan, of Canterbury, shared on Twitter a text exchange between her and the landlord of a home she was interested in while perusing online classifieds site […]

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