‘The Whities Must Maintain Our Genetic Purity,’Says Inbred Man Hillbilly’

TIFTON, GA—Local white supremacist and product of incest Randy Biggums isn’t shy about his radical beliefs regarding race in America, telling reporters Saturday that Caucasians have a moral responsibility to maintain “genetic purity” by only marrying other “purebred” members of the European race. “It’s about doin’ what’s right, it’s about keeping white people white, and […]

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Irish midget impersonating a leprechaun extorted sex from 26 women in exchange for pot of gold

A 3-foot-and-4-inches-tall Irishman was arrested this morning for allegedly taking advantage of credulous women by posing as a leprechaun and extorting sexual favors in exchange for a fictional “pot of gold hidden at the end of a rainbow”. 29-year old Connor O’Byrne was arrested this morning at his Dublin residence by the Garda Síochána, the Irish […]

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