Hillary Clinton Says Epstein Assassination Was To Manage Her Anxiety

In a recent interview from her dark cellar this week, Hillary Clinton revealed some of her favorite methods for dealing with stress.  “Being the president is an extremely stressful job,” she told reporters. “Since I am the president, I have to deal with anxiety on a regular basis. One way to calm my nerves is with […]

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Woman who married herself cheated on herself

For many of us, our worst nightmare is our other half cheating. For Sophie Tanner, this issue becomes slightly more complex after she revealed she had cheated on herself…  Before you begin to question how that’s even possible, you need to cast yourself back to 2015 when Tanner married herself. It may have been a fairytale wedding, but Tanner admitted […]

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New York City Library Employee Wins Lawsuit Against City Over Right To Be Topless At Work

A New York City library employee arrested and charged with public lewdness last month will now be allowed to go topless at work, a federal judge has ruled. Brenda W. Melon, 23, was arrested last month and charged with two counts of public lewdness after school children snapped a picture of her taking off her top while […]

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A 36yo Ohio female accused of calling 911 after her parents cut the cellphone service

An Ohio woman was arrested for calling 911 when her parents cut off her cellphone service, authorities said. Seloni Khetarpal was arrested Feb. 13 by Massillon police and charged with disrupting police services, a fourth-degree felony, The Canton Repository reported. Jail records show that Khetarpal, 36, repeatedly called emergency dispatchers because her parents had terminated her […]

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Man Forced To Apologize For Whatever He Did In Wife’s Dream Last Night

After a lengthy argument with his wife this morning, local man Jeff Branson expressed his great sorrow and regret over whatever he did in his wife’s dream last night that had her so ticked off at him, sources confirmed Tuesday. He attempted reasoning with her, using the “lame excuse” that he had no control over what […]

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