Minneapolis Announces Plan To Replace Cops With Thousands Of Heavily Armed Social Workers

MINNEAPOLIS—In an effort to regain the community’s trust and better allocate city resources, Mayor Jacob Frey announced Thursday that Minneapolis would dismantle its current police force and replace it with a new bureau of heavily armed social workers, effective immediately. The mayor outlined a plan that dramatically restructured the municipality’s approach to public safety, replacing […]

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Fools Are Calling For Kids’ TV Show ‘Paw Patrol’ To Be Canceled Amid Police Brutality Protests

Fans call for the cancellation of children’s cartoon show Paw Patrol as protests surrounding police brutality continue across the country. A week after the killing of George Floyd, the show tweeted to show support toward the Black Lives Matter movement. It even called for “Black voices to be heard.” The tweet read: “In solidarity of #amplifymelanatedvoices, we […]

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Three teenagers arrested jumping Mar-a-Lago wall with AK-47’s loaded

PALM BEACH, Florida Three teenagers were arrested after scaling a wall at President Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort while carrying a loaded AK-47 in a backpack, police said Wednesday. Michael Ogrodnick, the Palm Beach Police Department spokesperson, told the Miami Herald that the three were arrested shortly after entering the property. “They had no idea where they were,” Ogrodnick told the […]

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‘The Whities Must Maintain Our Genetic Purity,’Says Inbred Man Hillbilly’

TIFTON, GA—Local white supremacist and product of incest Randy Biggums isn’t shy about his radical beliefs regarding race in America, telling reporters Saturday that Caucasians have a moral responsibility to maintain “genetic purity” by only marrying other “purebred” members of the European race. “It’s about doin’ what’s right, it’s about keeping white people white, and […]

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King of Thailand isolates him self from COVID-19 with a harem of 20 babes

Thailand’s playboy king has taken over a luxury German hotel to isolate from the coronavirus — along with a harem of 20 women, according to reports. King Maha Vajiralongkorn, 67, reportedly booked the entire Grand Hotel Sonnenbichl with “special permission” to break the lockdown in the Alpine resort town of Garmisch-Partenkirchen, the Independent said, quoting German […]

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Person Filmed Sneaking Down Street Dressed as a Bush

 In the United States and Europe, the CoViD-19 lockdowns have been tightening up, with new curfews and stay at home orders in many different areas. However, not everyone wants to stay inside, and some people have been going to great lengths to avoid quarantine restrictions. In one neighborhood in the United Kingdom, residents noticed one of their […]

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Pornhub Premium Is Now Free To Encourage Everyone To Stay Home

Another company is offering everyone some free perks during this period of self-isolation, and this time it’s Pornhub. The adult content site is offering everyone a free premium subscription to make these times a little easier! On March 24th, you can sign up for a free Pornhub premium account on the site’s Stay Home page. You can then […]

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